{"id":5527,"date":"2023-12-14T06:41:02","date_gmt":"2023-12-14T06:41:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/?p=5527"},"modified":"2023-12-19T08:56:54","modified_gmt":"2023-12-19T08:56:54","slug":"100-dirty-christmas-pick-up-lines-to-use-this-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/100-dirty-christmas-pick-up-lines-to-use-this-month\/","title":{"rendered":"100+ Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines To Use This Month"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Feeling a little cold this Christmas? Use these dirty Christmas pick up lines and find someone to warm you up!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? Go download DOWN App today and start flirting<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>!<\/strong><\/em><br><strong><em>Available on <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=down.date.hookup.app&amp;referrer=utm_source%3Dwebsite%26utm_medium%3Dhome_gpbutton%26anid%3Dadmob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google Play<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/down-hookup-date-dating-app\/id601174087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App Store<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" src=\"https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-18.png\" alt=\"100+ Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines To Use This Month\" class=\"wp-image-5528\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-18.png 800w, https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-18-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-18-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-18-500x333.png 500w, https:\/\/www.downapp.com\/dating\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/image-18-120x80.png 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">100+ Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines To Use This Month<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s snowing (in some places), you see Christmas trees everywhere, and every store in town is playing Michael Buble&#8217;s or Mariah Carey&#8217;s Christmas album. It&#8217;s the most wonderful time of the year, and there&#8217;s nothing you can do to stop me from quoting Christmas songs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Christmas is the time for joy! Laughter! Love! And for those out there who are single, spending time with family will have to do. But if you&#8217;re feeling cold and the winter blues are getting to you, then there&#8217;s no shame in going out to find warmth in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To help you out, here are a few dirty Christmas pick up lines you can use so you can, like Santa, go down someone&#8217;s chimney on Christmas night.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"instagram-media\" data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/C00jceDPLUn\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" data-instgrm-version=\"14\" style=\" background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);\"><div style=\"padding:16px;\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/C00jceDPLUn\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" background:#FFFFFF; line-height:0; padding:0 0; text-align:center; 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border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg)\"><\/div><\/div><div style=\"margin-left: auto;\"> <div style=\" width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);\"><\/div> <div style=\" background-color: #F4F4F4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);\"><\/div> <div style=\" width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);\"><\/div><\/div><\/div> <div style=\"display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center; margin-bottom: 24px;\"> <div style=\" background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 224px;\"><\/div> <div style=\" background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 144px;\"><\/div><\/div><\/a><p style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/C00jceDPLUn\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">A post shared by DOWN Dating App (@downapp)<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dirty Christmas pick up lines<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Is your name Rudolf? Because you light up the room.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019d like to be the Santa to your Mrs. Claus.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019d like to make your sleigh bells ring.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I can jingle those bells.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are your legs Christmas presents because I want to open them.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You know what Santa and I have in common? We both love a good ho-ho-ho.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019ve got a special toy from Santa\u2019s workshop just for you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? Go download DOWN App today and start flirting<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>!<\/strong><\/em><br><strong><em>Available on <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=down.date.hookup.app&amp;referrer=utm_source%3Dwebsite%26utm_medium%3Dhome_gpbutton%26anid%3Dadmob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google Play<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/down-hookup-date-dating-app\/id601174087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App Store<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Are you on the nice list? Because you\u2019re looking mighty nice tonight.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019ll leave milk and cookies out for Santa. YOUR late night snack is ME.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019d like to put my partridge in your pear tree.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You make me want to get coal in my stocking.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How about we make tonight a not-so-silent night?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>That Christmas tree isn\u2019t the only thing that\u2019s going to have an angel on top of it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Wanna meet Santa\u2019s little helper? He\u2019s&nbsp;not so little, if you know what I mean\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If Christmas is one leg and New Year is the other, can I visit between the holidays?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do you wanna be on my naughty list?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It&#8217;s a Christmas sale! All clothes in my house are 100% off.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Christmas is about giving gifts! I&#8217;m totally a giver. If you know what I mean.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Wanna ride my sleigh tonight?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Let\u2019s both be naughty this Christmas and save Santa the trip.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I can\u2019t wait to watch your balls drop.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Trust me, if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019ve got something you can hang a wreath on.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/ext\/embed.html?id=804666658429844157\" height=\"618\" width=\"345\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" ><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Unlike Santa, I come more than once a year.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Wanna deck my balls?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You know, I\u2019d love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If I\u2019m Santa, will you be my Ho?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you jingle my bells, I promise you a white Christmas.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>What\u2019s a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Santa&#8217;s lap isn&#8217;t the only place wishes come true.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Can you hold my gloves for a second? I was gonna warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I just got this naughty list from Santa and I&#8217;m pretty sure you&#8217;re on it.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Shouldn&#8217;t you be sitting on top of my tree, Angel?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do you like Jingle Bells? Because you look like you go all the way!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I know when you&#8217;ve been bad or good so let&#8217;s skip the small talk!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I can get you off the Naughty List.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? Go download DOWN App today and start flirting<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>!<\/strong><\/em><br><strong><em>Available on <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=down.date.hookup.app&amp;referrer=utm_source%3Dwebsite%26utm_medium%3Dhome_gpbutton%26anid%3Dadmob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google Play<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/down-hookup-date-dating-app\/id601174087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App Store<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are you sitting on a candle? Because damn that booty&#8217;s hot.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How about some milk and cookies at my place, for breakfast?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Yes, that is a candy cane in my pocket, and I am glad to see you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are you a Christmas carol?&nbsp;Because I want to sing your praises.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Is your name snowman?&nbsp;Because you\u2019re making me melt.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are you a Christmas snowball fight?&nbsp;Because I want to play with you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are you gingerbread? Cause I want to eat you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;ve got something special in the sack for you!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I know when you&#8217;ve been bad or good&#8230;so let&#8217;s skip the small talk!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/ext\/embed.html?id=378865387406583002\" height=\"445\" width=\"345\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" ><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I&#8217;m no fan of ballet but you could be my nutcracker tonight<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hey baby, is your name Present? Cause I would love to lay you under a tree.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Christmas comes but once a year, but I bet I can make you come three times in an hour.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>That shade of liptstick would look great on my candy cane.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Not really a line but: <em>drops mistletoe in pants<\/em>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Where should I stuff my Yule log?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do your clothes count as wrapping paper because I\u2019d love to unwrap my gift<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? Go download DOWN App today and start flirting<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>!<\/strong><\/em><br><strong><em>Available on <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=down.date.hookup.app&amp;referrer=utm_source%3Dwebsite%26utm_medium%3Dhome_gpbutton%26anid%3Dadmob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google Play<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/down-hookup-date-dating-app\/id601174087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App Store<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Are you my gift? Because I would love to unwrap it \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;ll stuff your stockings<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Santa is gonna need a little helper \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Call me Santa because I\u2019m eating your cookie after coming down the chimney<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are you interested in seeing the &#8220;North Pole&#8221;?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I ho-ho-hope I can get your number tonight.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I really like you, from my head to my mistletoe.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I\u2019d come down the chimney for you any day.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Can I snow all over your chestnuts?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? Go download DOWN App today and start flirting<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>!<\/strong><\/em><br><strong><em>Available on <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=down.date.hookup.app&amp;referrer=utm_source%3Dwebsite%26utm_medium%3Dhome_gpbutton%26anid%3Dadmob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google Play<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/down-hookup-date-dating-app\/id601174087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App Store<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Roses are red, Santa is too, I want to spend my Christmas with you.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You are the reason why Santa even has a Naughty list.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hey baby, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Are you&nbsp;Adam Sandler? Because I\u2019m ready to give you eight crazy nights.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/ext\/embed.html?id=478507529172393963\" height=\"295\" width=\"345\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" ><\/iframe>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Black ice isn\u2019t the only thing I\u2019m falling for.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Can I lick your candy cane?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Can I ride your reindeer?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Did you bring me a flashlight for Christmas Santa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do you wanna watch me touch my elf?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? 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font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/reel\/C1BswGdB8yv\/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;utm_campaign=loading\" style=\" color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none;\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">A post shared by DOWN Dating App (@downapp)<\/a><\/p><\/div><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I know it\u2019s not Christmas yet, but Santa\u2019s lap is always ready.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You wanna swallow some Egg Nog?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If you were a reindeer, you\u2019d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>My bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>The stockings are hung and so am I.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019d be the first gift I\u2019d unwrap Christmas morning.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>You\u2019re so hot you\u2019re the reason we\u2019re not having a white Christmas.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? Go download DOWN App today and start flirting<\/em><\/strong><em><strong>!<\/strong><\/em><br><strong><em>Available on <a href=\"https:\/\/play.google.com\/store\/apps\/details?id=down.date.hookup.app&amp;referrer=utm_source%3Dwebsite%26utm_medium%3Dhome_gpbutton%26anid%3Dadmob\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Google Play<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/apps.apple.com\/us\/app\/down-hookup-date-dating-app\/id601174087\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">App Store<\/a><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>I thought I didn\u2019t receive any presents this Christmas, until I realized you\u2019re the only gift I need today.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I prefer to give rather than receive.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I don\u2019t care if I\u2019m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Do you want your wreath frosted?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><strong><em>Need somewhere to use these dirty Christmas pick up lines? 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